Topic: FUCK MY CAR.
So I was driving on the interstate a few minutes ago and my hood decides to fly up onto my windshield GTA style. Fucking shattered it.
Guess I know where MY tax money is going.
Yar.
- Dopefish
- I remember the future. It's full of laser genitals
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straight up the tailpipe? B)
- mjkrzak
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If GTA has taught me anything, in that situation, you drive faster and give the hood a chance to fly off completely. Then, you park sideways across the highway, blocking traffic. Finally, you pick your favorite car from the backed up traffic and jack it.
No harm done.
"Where diplomacy fails, enslaving is a perfectly viable alternative."
-Zort
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- Onichi
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Funny thing? I considered that at the time.
...the driving faster thing, not necessarily the rest.
Yar.
- Dopefish
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do you often find yourself accidentally changing the radio station, checking out your sides, and braking before you close your door?